Ever felt the need to store your files somewhere where the sun don't shine? We have just the solution for you, and no, it doesn't involve sticking stuff in parts of the human anatomy where the sun really doesn't shine. We're talking about gothic-looking dog tags with 2GB Sony Micro Vault USBs stowed inside them.

These dog tags by phone customizer Olinari are made with silver, and are embellished with ornate fleur-de-lis designs and other related emblems. The designs themselves do add a touch of mystery to the files that you keep in the Sony Micro Vault, lending the wearer of the dog tag a mysterious aura about him.

Olinari's dog tag's do come at a price, though. Pricing starts at US$ 349, and if ever you're interested in nabbing any of these works of art they'll be available starting this fall. Now that's gotta be the smartest bling ever!